Thoughts Of A Duck Enthusiast

proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

me at the zoo:

where are the dragons

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

(via nobodyputsloki-inthecorner)

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(Source: stupidsexyganondorf, via mrandrewlewis)

timelord-youngblood:

Rose: Come on Doctor, lets go to the beach!

Doctor: Just let me put some suitable footwear on.
image

(via clarabosswald)

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

(via clarabosswald)

ben-c:

MEGA SANDWICHES

ben-c:

MEGA SANDWICHES

(Source: memewhore, via clarabosswald)

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

(via theclockworkharlequin)